Dal's Amazing Train Wreck
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jack-of-none:

breezyzephyr:

The most bizarre part of the adventure is how they all understood each other


#cute! #pretty sure they probably spoke to each other in English? #it’s seems to be the most common second language in those countries from what i can see #but idk

My headcanon is that everyone was speaking English, and Jotaro is so quiet because he doesn’t know English very well, since he’s only in high school and he seems like the type to cut class a lot. This would seem to be borne out by the fact that Jotaro is a LOT more talkative in the early bits of Stardust Crusaders and in Diamond is Unbreakable, i.e. when he’s unquestionably speaking Japanese. It would also explain why all of his one-liners are so painfully awkward.

I’ve also heard it suggested that his “yare yare daze” catchphrase is actually just him using conversational filler to cover his ass and sound cool when he doesn’t understand what people are saying.

Probably this wasn’t the intent, but it makes Jotaro a LOT more entertaining.

jack-of-none:

breezyzephyr:

The most bizarre part of the adventure is how they all understood each other

pineappledean:

I’VE WAITED FOUR YEARS AND TEN MONTHS TO POST THIS (aired October 1, 2009)

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

moonhowl:

 
A̩͈̩̅͐͞ͅM̡̨͚̺͍̥͇̫͕ͣͣͯ̈̑ͦ͗͘ ̥̲͚̗̦͉̤̝̐ͭ͆͊̇̈́͛I͛̆̾ͨ̊̈̎҉̫͖̮͓̹͘ ̮̹̥̝̫̒̀͠͝B̫̬ͩ̔ͬ̀̿̊̎̿͢Ĕ̙̬̥̀̃ͅA͎͇̜͕̠̟̓͞͝U̡̝͇̠̗̳͇͛Ț̵̽ͩ̿̽́I̗͓̮̩̝̠̙̗̤̐̃́̽̓͂ͨ͞F̜̣͖͚̹̫̱̗͎͆ͥͫ̋̚U̶̗ͬ͛̐̋̚L̡̪̜͙̱̬̭͆͐͒?̸̧̠̥͖̱̊ͦ͒ͨͯͮ̎̾?̨̖̱͑̔̿͗ͪ̇̓̃?̨̞̤̫̳̫͖͍̽͂̄̾͐̓́̚

moonhowl:

 

A̩͈̩̅͐͞ͅM̡̨͚̺͍̥͇̫͕ͣͣͯ̈̑ͦ͗͘ ̥̲͚̗̦͉̤̝̐ͭ͆͊̇̈́͛I͛̆̾ͨ̊̈̎҉̫͖̮͓̹͘ ̮̹̥̝̫̒̀͠͝B̫̬ͩ̔ͬ̀̿̊̎̿͢Ĕ̙̬̥̀̃ͅA͎͇̜͕̠̟̓͞͝U̡̝͇̠̗̳͇͛Ț̵̽ͩ̿̽́I̗͓̮̩̝̠̙̗̤̐̃́̽̓͂ͨ͞F̜̣͖͚̹̫̱̗͎͆ͥͫ̋̚U̶̗ͬ͛̐̋̚L̡̪̜͙̱̬̭͆͐͒?̸̧̠̥͖̱̊ͦ͒ͨͯͮ̎̾?̨̖̱͑̔̿͗ͪ̇̓̃?̨̞̤̫̳̫͖͍̽͂̄̾͐̓́̚

flutterbyesandpollywogs:

h-a-r-p-o:

Also let’s remember that Nickelodeon’s current VA directing staff is garbage. I’m sure they treat Tom with respect because come on he’s Tom Fucking Kenny.

But let’s remember how Nickelodeon treated Gabriel Iglesias when they asked him to do Voiceover.

…. Okay I need more standup by professional voice actors in my life. 

blyu-dono:

zooophagous:

eviljovan:

zizino:

theogblackjesus:

cumgirl1:

illumahottie:

egotisticalgiraffe:

paxamericana:

well, bye

good news, everyone

Um absoLUTELY NOT???????¿

no thanks………..

yall dead

RIP on tha plane lol

the usa is literally the dumbest fucking country on earth

We dead

Its ok peeps don’t panic! the reason why Ebola is so bad where it is right now it because there isnt sufficient health care to deal with the virus. its spread similar to that of an std- through bodily fluids. Not just touching someone! Since you can survive Ebola I think americas gonna be just fine.
http://www.vox.com/2014/7/31/5952515/facts-you-should-know-about-the-ebola-outbreak

blyu-dono:

zooophagous:

eviljovan:

zizino:

theogblackjesus:

cumgirl1:

illumahottie:

egotisticalgiraffe:

paxamericana:

well, bye

good news, everyone

Um absoLUTELY NOT???????¿

no thanks………..

yall dead

RIP on tha plane lol

the usa is literally the dumbest fucking country on earth

We dead

Its ok peeps don’t panic! the reason why Ebola is so bad where it is right now it because there isnt sufficient health care to deal with the virus. its spread similar to that of an std- through bodily fluids. Not just touching someone! Since you can survive Ebola I think americas gonna be just fine.

http://www.vox.com/2014/7/31/5952515/facts-you-should-know-about-the-ebola-outbreak

husktop:

elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

he’s deffinatly feelin it now

this was in the new Spongebob Movie trailer, I’m surprised you didn’t notice, Pika  CB

This was a very satisfying scene, I’m gonna line my house with this.

This was a very satisfying scene, I’m gonna line my house with this.

a person’s a person no matter how small
Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.  (via celestialfucker)